|Sunglasses: c/o Firmoo, Vest: Big Star via Sisu|
Bet you never thought you'd see THAT headline on this blog, huh? Haha ha. Hmm.
Step 1: Find a collar. Pop it.
Step 2: Do "big hair". In my case, the biggest hair I can accomplish in Minnesota humidity.
Step 3: Wear big sunglasses.
Step 4: Make friends with a photographer.
Step 5: Pretend like it's no big deal and you look this great all the time.
Bonus Step: Adopt a Pug.